What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?